Friday, 25 October 2013

Golden Darque 002


The late-night alternative to suicide
for that depressed insomniac
who is redecorating the insides of your brain.

157MB, 70 min
Password: ontheshelf

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

GVC Mixtape 019 2013-10


Life is a complicated orchestration of noises.

178MB, 78 min
Password: ontheshelf

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Hurva 002 (Don't Piss Off the DJ)


In the '90s I was a resident DJ at a weird club in Haifa, Israel, that played mainstream music, slightly on the alternative side, for (at its peak) about 1,200 drunk lunatics per evening. "Don't piss off the DJ" was one of my standard replies to obnoxious requests by annoying people (IE any requests by anyone).
One evening, this really aggravating girl came up every few minutes demanding Scatman John, a bit more belligerently every time. Now I didn't LIKE a lot of the music we played there, but some of it was particularly nerve wracking for me (I'm slightly fonder of some of it now, 20 years later), but I particularly didn't approve of Scatman John's work. I Still don't. I kept telling her "sure, in a few minutes", and kept an eye out for when she went to the bathroom. Then I played the horrid thing until she came out and cut it off in the middle. She never came back to the DJ stand.
I edited most tracks in this mix, for length, but not very well. 

226MB, 97 min
Password: ontheshelf

Saturday, 31 August 2013

Plastic Flowers 004


Squeaky pop, Sloppy pop, crafty '80s poppy pop!
192MB, 84 min
Password: ontheshelf

Friday, 9 August 2013

GVC Mixtape 018 2013-07


When everyone constantly screams about everything,
nobody hears anything.

179MB, 78 min
Password: ontheshelf

Friday, 2 August 2013

GVC Mixtape 017 2013-05


Memory is a distorted mirror,
but the future is a bottomless black hell-pit of hope.

176MB, 78 min
Password: ontheshelf

Monday, 29 July 2013

Hurva 001 (Essentially... This Was It)


In the '90s I was a resident DJ at a weird club in Haifa, Israel, that played mainstream music, slightly on the alternative side, for (at its height) about 1,200 drunk lunatics per evening.
For whatever reason, some people remember it fondly. It was called "The Hurva".
This, essentially, was it.
I edited most tracks in this mix, for length.
Some were not edited. Some were edited very well. Some were... well, never mind.

257MB, 115 min
Password: ontheshelf

Friday, 12 July 2013

Golden Darque 001


The late-night alternative to suicide
for that depressed insomniac
who is redecorating the insides of your brain.

177MB, 79 min
Password: ontheshelf

Friday, 5 July 2013

GVC Mixtape 016 (2013-04)


Once you've entered the hidden part of your mind,
expect to find that some cleaning up is required.

173MB, 77 min
Password: ontheshelf

Friday, 28 June 2013

It Ain't Over 003 Till The Actor Pushes The Red Button


More New Wave, Dark 80's, Post-Punk, Electronica, Obscurica...
You get the idea.
Alternative Eighties.

167MB, 74 min
Password: ontheshelf

Friday, 14 June 2013

GVC Mixtape 015 2013-02


It's never too late to look at your watch and realize you don't give a fuck about your appointment.

152MB, 68 min
Password: ontheshelf

Monday, 3 June 2013

Plastic Flowers 003


Cheeky pop, Choppy pop, classy '80s poppy pop!

169MB, 75 min
Password: ontheshelf

Monday, 13 May 2013

GVC Mixtape 014 2013-01


Anything worth saying is worth shutting up about.

176MB, 78 min
Password: ontheshelf

Friday, 10 May 2013

GVC Mixtape 013 2013-01


Any revolution that starts off with a whimper ends with a sigh.

167MB, 74 min
Password: ontheshelf

Monday, 6 May 2013

GVC Mixtape 012 2012-12


Every time you clap your hands, an angel takes a crap on a puppy.

156MB, 70 min
Password: ontheshelf

Saturday, 4 May 2013

GVC Mixtape 011 2012-11


We are well past the age of reason and into the age of excuse.

166MB, 74 min
Password: ontheshelf

Sunday, 28 April 2013

GVC Mixtape 010 2012-10





When you're not wasting time listening to music, you're wasting it doing something else.

175MB, 78 min
Password: ontheshelf

Saturday, 27 April 2013

Wake Up And Smell The Mixtape 001





A mixtape of pure paranoic relaxation for those lazy, warm, sleepy, apocalyptic mornings at the end of days.

178MB, 79 min
Password: ontheshelf

Thursday, 25 April 2013

GVC Mixtape 009 2012-09


Every dog has its day, unless a cat gets to it first.

181MB, 81 min
Password: ontheshelf

Thursday, 18 April 2013

GVC Mixtape 008 (2012-06)


Never forget where you came from, you probably left something behind.

175MB, 78 min
Password: ontheshelf

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

GVC Mixtape 007 (2012-05)


When life gives you lemons, go to your greengrocer's.

164MB, 73 min
Password: ontheshelf

Saturday, 13 April 2013

Plastic Flowers 002


Beepy pop, bloopy pop, mullet '80s poppy pop!

185MB, 82 min
Password: ontheshelf

Friday, 12 April 2013

Plastic Flowers 001





Frothy pop, Happy pop, plastic '80s poppy pop!


164MB, 73 min
Password: ontheshelf